once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms
If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house
i have two arms, ill fucking take both.
well they are small enough
If that Tegan or Sara ever crowd surfs I will be shocked out of my fucking mind